And some things just bring tears.

I cried like a two-year-old when I first watched this. 😦 🙂

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Some things are just funny.

German Regionalliga Nord side Magdeburg are having a woeful campaign in one of the regional leagues that makes up the fourth division in Germany.

After 25 matches, they are rock bottom of 18 teams with 20 points and have scored just 16 goals, 11 less than Energie Cottbus II, who are second bottom.

Despite their woeful recent form, Magdeburg have failed to score in their last five games, they could still beat the dreaded drop as they are just two points off the relegation zone.

As a result, their fans decided to try something a little different, handing out arrows ahead of the match with BAK ’07 on Sunday to literally show the players where the goal is.

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Kids!

I was brushing Thomas’s hair this morning. I burped and said ‘Pardon me’. Thomas waved his hands around as if he was shooing off a bee and said, ‘You’re toxtic waste, granddad.’ I clouted him on the head with the hairbrush and said, ‘You were sent on this earth to make me laugh, Thomas. Anyway, the word is toxic and not toxtic.’ He gave me a big grin and a hug. 😉

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I’ve always loved dogs :)

This is the oldest photo I’ve got. That’s the 1st version of Jasper I’m holding in my hands. You can tell who ate all the pies, but because this pic was taken in 1943, probably all the tins of condensed milk on a noggin of bread. I don’t think the photographer was very good at putting kids at ease. 🙂

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Double-Digit Boys.

The twins, Matthew and Scott were 10 years old yesterday. I now call them my ‘Double-Digit Boys’.

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New member of the family.

Harvey: my lass’s new dog… a 4 month old Springer Spaniel. He’s luvverly. Here he is last Saturday on a walk with his new family at Barlaston downs.

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Trev – my American Pie.

I anner blogged for a while – too busy writing. But then this gem popped up! Too good to miss? I think so. This is mar mate, Trev, having disposed of a bottle of whiskey and rye in quick time; entertaining his family. Trev is a man of many talents. He makes a good party piece, dunner he! I’ll try and get him top of the Pottery Pops. Maybe worldwide? Be my guest folks and put it on your blog. It deserves a wider audience.  😈

Sing along folks, and I wish all my readers a super Xmas and a very happy New Year. 😉

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Horses for courses.

I am instructed by my tutor to read Evelyn Waugh’s ‘Bridehead Revisited’. Here is a passage from the Great Man.

Charles meets his father at home.

My father, I knew, was in the house, but his library was inviolable, and it was not until just before dinner that he appeared to greet me. He was then in his late fifties, but it was his idosyncrasy to seem much older than his years; to see him one might have put him at seventy; to hear him speak at nearly eighty. He came to me now, with the shuffling, mandarin-tread which he affected, and a shy smile of welcome. When he dined at home – and he rarely dined elsewhere – he wore a frogged velvet smoking suit of the kind which had been fashionable many years before and was to be so again, but, at that time, was a deliberate archaism.

I’m with Waugh every step along the way. Are you?

Now let’s see how near I can get to the great man. 

As I sit at the keyboard thinking what next to write, I hear the unmistakable sound of entry. Then quiet. I know it’s Thomas. I know why he’s here.

Then padded footsteps on the well worn stair carpet. “Hello granddad.”

Hello Thomas. What do you want?”

 “Nothing. I’ve just come to see you.”

“That’s nice. Do you want to go now?”

“Yes. Can I have a chocolate eclair?”

“And!”

“Please.”

“No. There are only two left, and they’re for in the morning before you go to school.”

“Ok. Seeya.”

“Seeya. Close the door and the gate behind you.”

Padded footsteps down the well worn stair carpet. Then silence. More silence. I know what he’s doing. I hear the door close and get up and go to the window just in time to see him stuffing something into his jeans pocket. I open the window. “What are you eating, Thomas?”

A startled grin. “I’ll have a biscuit in the morning, granddad. Seeya.”

The gate swings half-open; and I know I’ll have to go downstairs and shut the damned thing, but I’m grinning when I do.

OS? Not quite, but it’s fun trying. 😉

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Stoke City 7 Tottenham Hotspur 6.

Hah hah. But that was the penalty score after 120 minutes of a goalless 90 minutes plus extra time. It was worth the wait to see Sorensen save the 15th penalty taken to put Stoke through to the next round of the Carling Cup.

Gooarrrn Stoke. Pulis out! 😉

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Head Boy.

I’m suffering from one of the Deadly Sins: pride. But I don’t care. Today, our eldest grandson, Sammy Walnut, in his last year there, was made Head Boy of his junior school, and tonight I’ve had two glasses of nice red to celebrate on my own. His grandma, had she been alive, would have been immensely proud of him, because this little boy, along with Katie R, were her pride and joy during the first few years of their lives.

Unfortunately, Ann, you didn’t live long enough to see him develop into the boy he is now. But I have taken you with me every step along the way. So, Sweetheart, I’m raising your glass too. Love from Mick.

NB: Katie R is destined to become the teacher you wanted her to be. She’s doing great at school, and is going to be a drama teacher. I reckon she takes off her Grandad, don’t you? 😉

Sammy Walnut.

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